About Me

About Me

  • Born in southern Missouri, currently living in Austin.
  • Have three siblings I was raised with (a half and two steps) and a cousin I consider a sister.
  • As of January 2024, my husband and I have a combined fifteen nieces and nephews under 10. 
  • My comfort shows are Murder She Wrote, Hoarders and Law and Order SVU. 
  • I listen to George Jones, Merle Haggard and a lot of old country.
  • I keep my Christmas tree up all year. It’s fake. Don’t worry, I keep it dusted. 
  • I crochet as physical therapy, as well as for my mental health. Stabbing yarn is better than stabbing people, and I hear the medical care in jail isn’t always great.
  • I cost my insurance typically somewhere between $500k-$2m a year. Yep, I’m expensive to keep alive. 
  • I have something called VACTERL, as does my husband. We met at a conference for it in 2005. He’s from Denmark originally. 
  • Thanks to a medical malnourishment issue, my blonde hair went gray when I was 26. Nearly twelve years later, I’ve been blonde, brunette and pitch black. Currently I’m brunette with a red/pink streak.

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